Cranks up abacus, tells monks to sharpen their quills...

I suppose it would just spoil the poor man's joke if I responded to this on my blog, wouldn't it.

Ah well. I'll leave it then...

Swine flew cattle class

Speaking as someone who flew in from America last week - and is currently threatening to cough in the general direction of anyone who annoys him in the office - do we really expect coralling people straight off long-haul flights and grilling them as to whether they're experiencing fatigue or aches and pains to be a particularly useful exercise?

I'm back from holiday.

Did you miss me?