Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Naming and Shaming

A couple from the new Eye, 1179, out today.

“KING OF SIN” roared an approving News of the World on 11 February, over an exclusive interview with Joe Francis, the “horny porn man who has bedded Paris Hilton, Kimberly Stewart, Lindsay Lohan AND Tara Reid.” “Joe – founder of soft port giants Mantra films, boasts ‘I sure am a lucky guy to have had them all’,” noted hackette Georgina Dickinson. “Is he the luckiest bloke in the world… or just the MUCKIEST?”

Well, he’s certainly among the muckier. Francis is currently on probation after pleading guilty to failing to keep proper documentation of the ages of young women appearing in his series of Girls Gone Wild videos, which resulted in “footage of at least two minors engaged in sexually explicit conduct being distributed.”

Phwoar! Just the role model for the paedo-hating, crime-crusading, name’n’shame’m News of the World!

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