... has just launched on Telegraph TV.
It's called "Heffer Confronted", or "why two middle aged men shouldn't allow themselves to be filmed in profile."
Keep watching to the end - they kiss.*
And then it cuts to Ann Widdecombe in a restaurant, who has evidently had to put away several bottles of wine to be able to sit through the preceding rubbish.
Catch it before it goes the way of the click-and-carry edition and all the decent journalists on the paper!
*this is a lie.