Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Prick upset by prick joke

An Algonquin Round Table-esque retort from Joe Mott's column in last week's Daily Star Sunday:

"Once respected media-mocking magazine Private Eye has taken to discussing the size of my Wilson. Apparently I've got a small one. Two things spring to mind here. 1: They must have fallen on hard times to sink this low and 2: Given my notoriously impressive track record with most of the hottest women in Medialand, I'm surprised there wasn't a female member of staff there available to put them right.

I can only conclude every woman on the mag is a hideous river pig."

Joe Mott looks like this.

Phwoar. Shame he's got such a tiny cock, isn't it?

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