Tuesday, March 17, 2009
"And this clause says you agree to die just before our press deadline, or the kids go hungry..."
A while back I did a Hackwatch for Private Eye of OK! Cover Lies - the promises slapped on the front of Richard Desmond's magazine which turn out to be complete nonsense when you look inside. Or fraud, as we used to call it in the old days.
Today, however, they've surpassed themselves. The black border, the dates, the "final words", the "in loving memory" strapline.
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, SHE'S NOT DEAD YET!