Are we really going to see the first cabinet resignation because their spouse sat at home in the constituency and had a wank instead?*
From Private Eye 1106, May 2004:
THE NEW MORALITY
1986: BBC announces that Leslie Grantham's conviction for murder is a 'private matter'.
2004: BBC forces Leslie Grantham to make public apology for 'deplorable action' of masturbating in dressing room.
*Alright, two wanks.