Jacqui n'off

We've had plenty of cabinet ministers forced to resign in the past because they've been having sex with other people while their spouses sat at home in the constituency.

Are we really going to see the first cabinet resignation because their spouse sat at home in the constituency and had a wank instead?*

From Private Eye 1106, May 2004:

THE NEW MORALITY

1986: BBC announces that Leslie Grantham's conviction for murder is a 'private matter'.

2004: BBC forces Leslie Grantham to make public apology for 'deplorable action' of masturbating in dressing room.

*Alright, two wanks.