I haven't been putting much of the stuff I've done for the Eye up on this blog lately. Because, er, I can't be bothered.
But never mind, look, here's a site which helpfully scans in and posts loads of my stories online, like this one and this one and this one and these ones and this one and this one.
Helpfully, they also provide you with some overlong, overwritten, hectoring and humourless versions of their own so you can experience what it would be like to have Flat Earth News recounted to you from memory at high volume by a not very bright student you were trapped next to on a long bus journey.
Subscriptions to Private Eye are available here.