Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Ephraim's Hard, Castle

Oh god. They forgot to put the bromide in Peter McKay's tea again.

Why is Natasha Kaplinsky always in trousers for Channel 5 news broadcasts? Presentational experts say the camera angles and sofa from which she delivers the news might conceivably provide viewers with a flash of the Kaplinsky knickers, robbing the show of its gravitas. But is it simply that she feels her legs are not her best feature?

I don't even want to think about who the "presentational experts" might be. A panel of him, Geoffrey Levy and Andrew Alexander huddled in the gents round a signed photograph of Carol Barnes, probably.

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